WHY? WHAT?

Omegle is a service which links individuals up with another totally random stranger for chatting. Chatroulette is the same thing, but with webcams, too. This is a goldmine of lunacy. I go on, sometimes to have real conversations, other times to get material for this blog. All of the material here is generated by me and another person I do not know. Sometimes I really have to work to get the crazy out, other times it just falls in my lap. All of it is 100% real and unedited. You can choose not to believe me if you want, but then I will be forced to assume that you are an unfun person. Needless to say, I am in no way associated with Omegle or Chatroulette. I'm just a goofball.