You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: O HAI
Stranger: You suck
Stranger: I hope you die.
You: i know
Stranger: :\
You: i'm sorry
You: i'll try
Stranger: Here's the knife.
You: are you gonna ascii a knife?
You: because that would rock
Stranger: I'M A RHYHORN :D
You: do you like to do gasoline intravenously, or just inhale the fumes?
Stranger: I do cocaine.
You: also a good choice
Stranger: Just like fucking little boys:]
Stranger: *cough*
You: oh, see, you're a big liar
Stranger: Are you calling me fat? :(
You: i have a question, by the way
Stranger: Yes babe? <3
You: why do you hate me so?
Stranger: Because I'M A JEW
You: because i love you
You: I LOVE JEW
You: PUNS ARE FUN
Stranger: I LOVE JEWS :D
Stranger: Haha :]
Stranger: Never gonna give you up.
You: well that's nice of you
You: i, however, am going to give you up
Stranger: Never gonna let you down.
You: because i think you are crazy
You have disconnected.
Showing posts with label funny strangers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny strangers. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
It's funny when I get owned, too.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hello there.
Stranger: Asl
You: how about if you go first. i'll feel better
Stranger: Ok 15 m tx
Stranger: U
You: welllll. 22, m, pa
You: so thats fine then.... i guess
You: usually, people disconnect right away. because i'm not a horny webcam girl or whatever
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey
You: hello there.
Stranger: Asl
You: how about if you go first. i'll feel better
Stranger: Ok 15 m tx
Stranger: U
You: welllll. 22, m, pa
You: so thats fine then.... i guess
You: usually, people disconnect right away. because i'm not a horny webcam girl or whatever
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This person deserves a medal for humor.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can you play guitar, my boy?
You: yes i can
Stranger: not what i was looking for, sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: can you play guitar, my boy?
You: yes i can
Stranger: not what i was looking for, sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Who says you can't reason with the murderously insane?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night. One who shines like gold upon the Sea Of Chaos. A void within everything. The source of all Chaos. One who has dominion over all terrible dreams.
You: LULZ EMO
Stranger: yessss
You: is that about the singer from fall out boy?
Stranger: moe
Stranger: get it ?
You: i dunno. i think you might be nuts.
You: because i have no idea whats going on.
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_(slang)
You: checking
You: that only vaguely makes sense. i have to say, you're scaring the hell out of me.
Stranger: lol?
You: lol indeed
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so you slol?
Stranger: lsol?
Stranger: laughing scared out loud
You: DID YOU CRUSH UP TEN PACKS OF SMARTEES AND PUT THEM IN YOUR COFFEE?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: maybe scared of laughing out loud?
You: so you did? and then i suppose you snorted the mixture through a straw?
Stranger: Yes sure
You: i knew it.
Stranger: I went to the hospital tomorrow do you want to have came?
You: so, i think your bottom line is: coccaine is a hell of a drug. am i right?
You: but yeah i'll go to the time-hospital with you
Stranger: Ok yesterday we will go
You: i'll have been there
Stranger: just make sure to be there today
You: well, of course. i won't have not been already there.
Stranger: because I think if you wait you might miss yesterday
You: i already didn'r.
You: *didn't
Stranger: so after one hour I was bored of tried to get too much
You: me as not well! sometime i blue with the toe sky!
Stranger: I red with it
You: ever sand to the rick moranis crackers?
Stranger: I red a good story with it
Stranger: nes
You: ah. excellent. i germany.
You: in wednesday, of course.
Stranger: really I meant to mean that it meant that I mondayed janril
Stranger: after I finish apriuary
You: surely? i was to toast or the eastern hemisphere. no dog. eat! eat!
You: i finished apriuary at today.
You: (tomorrow)
Stranger: before you marched into dbattle?
You: no. i has cotton liquor.
Stranger: with wooden fire?
You: of sauce!
Stranger: aha so you like to grill fire on wood it tastes so good with ice ofcourse?
You: no. ew.
You: you're gross
You have disconnected.
Stranger: darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night. One who shines like gold upon the Sea Of Chaos. A void within everything. The source of all Chaos. One who has dominion over all terrible dreams.
You: LULZ EMO
Stranger: yessss
You: is that about the singer from fall out boy?
Stranger: moe
Stranger: get it ?
You: i dunno. i think you might be nuts.
You: because i have no idea whats going on.
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_(slang)
You: checking
You: that only vaguely makes sense. i have to say, you're scaring the hell out of me.
Stranger: lol?
You: lol indeed
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so you slol?
Stranger: lsol?
Stranger: laughing scared out loud
You: DID YOU CRUSH UP TEN PACKS OF SMARTEES AND PUT THEM IN YOUR COFFEE?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: maybe scared of laughing out loud?
You: so you did? and then i suppose you snorted the mixture through a straw?
Stranger: Yes sure
You: i knew it.
Stranger: I went to the hospital tomorrow do you want to have came?
You: so, i think your bottom line is: coccaine is a hell of a drug. am i right?
You: but yeah i'll go to the time-hospital with you
Stranger: Ok yesterday we will go
You: i'll have been there
Stranger: just make sure to be there today
You: well, of course. i won't have not been already there.
Stranger: because I think if you wait you might miss yesterday
You: i already didn'r.
You: *didn't
Stranger: so after one hour I was bored of tried to get too much
You: me as not well! sometime i blue with the toe sky!
Stranger: I red with it
You: ever sand to the rick moranis crackers?
Stranger: I red a good story with it
Stranger: nes
You: ah. excellent. i germany.
You: in wednesday, of course.
Stranger: really I meant to mean that it meant that I mondayed janril
Stranger: after I finish apriuary
You: surely? i was to toast or the eastern hemisphere. no dog. eat! eat!
You: i finished apriuary at today.
You: (tomorrow)
Stranger: before you marched into dbattle?
You: no. i has cotton liquor.
Stranger: with wooden fire?
You: of sauce!
Stranger: aha so you like to grill fire on wood it tastes so good with ice ofcourse?
You: no. ew.
You: you're gross
You have disconnected.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Preparedness is a great strategy.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just asked how to dispose of a body
Stranger: yeah?
You: how's your day so far?
Stranger: its good. its over basically
Stranger: also i suggest cutting it up and burning it
You: i went with the old river method
Stranger: ohh. good thinkin.
You: acid is the best, but its expensive and draws attention
Stranger: yeah, and im pretty sure its harder to get.
You: so.... where do you live. exactly where. i need street addresses here.
You: because i have to practice
Stranger: hahaha you get the usa. thats as far as im telling you
You: man.
Stranger: sorry to ruin your plan
You: well, that's better than nothing
You: i suppose if i go door to door until i die i might find you
Stranger: i doubt that. or if you DO find my door it would be really awkward.
You: that's true
You: would have lost my will to kill by then, that's for sure.
You: probably be starving
You: i'd gladly take a sandwich
Stranger: haha probably. ill make sure to have one ready at all times when i answer the door
You: i'd be patient
You: i'd wait for you to make it
You: i like ham and cheese, btw
Stranger: ok. ill make sure too keep ham and cheese stalked up. you think youd want anything to drink?
You: probably just water
You: stay good and hydrated
You: oooo and dijon mustard for the sandwich
You: and none of that whole grain bread crap
You: for that, i would actually genuinely kill you
Stranger: well yeah. i never eat that shit anyways.
You: good
Stranger: and dijon is the way to go
You: excellent.
You: you will live until tomorrow
You: this was a test
You: and you passed
Stranger: why thank you good sir.
You have disconnected.
You: i just asked how to dispose of a body
Stranger: yeah?
You: how's your day so far?
Stranger: its good. its over basically
Stranger: also i suggest cutting it up and burning it
You: i went with the old river method
Stranger: ohh. good thinkin.
You: acid is the best, but its expensive and draws attention
Stranger: yeah, and im pretty sure its harder to get.
You: so.... where do you live. exactly where. i need street addresses here.
You: because i have to practice
Stranger: hahaha you get the usa. thats as far as im telling you
You: man.
Stranger: sorry to ruin your plan
You: well, that's better than nothing
You: i suppose if i go door to door until i die i might find you
Stranger: i doubt that. or if you DO find my door it would be really awkward.
You: that's true
You: would have lost my will to kill by then, that's for sure.
You: probably be starving
You: i'd gladly take a sandwich
Stranger: haha probably. ill make sure to have one ready at all times when i answer the door
You: i'd be patient
You: i'd wait for you to make it
You: i like ham and cheese, btw
Stranger: ok. ill make sure too keep ham and cheese stalked up. you think youd want anything to drink?
You: probably just water
You: stay good and hydrated
You: oooo and dijon mustard for the sandwich
You: and none of that whole grain bread crap
You: for that, i would actually genuinely kill you
Stranger: well yeah. i never eat that shit anyways.
You: good
Stranger: and dijon is the way to go
You: excellent.
You: you will live until tomorrow
You: this was a test
You: and you passed
Stranger: why thank you good sir.
You have disconnected.
I really hope this was a joke...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: could you help me?
You: maybe
You: i'll try
Stranger: i had a sword fighting accident with my wife
You: ouch. this can't end well.
Stranger: and there's a big stain on the bed
Stranger: she's breathing still so it's okay
Stranger: but do you know anything that could remove the stain?
You: hmm
You: is it blood?
Stranger: yes
You: well, i think i can help
You: but first
You: she's cool right?
You: like... just a minor cut?
Stranger: yeah, she's good
You: alright cool
You: well then
You: soak the sheet in some very warm water
You: then get a tide stain stick and rub that shit in like a mofo
Stranger: should i do it in the bathtub or in my laundry room?
You: bathrub would probably be the most effective
You: then get some shout stain removing gel
You: and rub it all over the damn thing
You: then wash it in WARM water in the machine
You: and if the stain isn't out, repeat that whole deal
Stranger: should i get 2 tubes of the gel?/
You: and do so until the stain is gone
You: yes, you should
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what if the sword is still in her?
Stranger: should i pull it out or just leave it?
You: then, and only when the stain is gone, can you dry it
You: dammit, jim, i'm a laundry expert, not a doctor
Stranger: oh, sorry haha.
Stranger: i just dont want her to die
Stranger: even though it's minor
Stranger: ya know
You: well, you led me to believe it would be cool
You: if you're concerned, i suggest 911
Stranger: nono it's cool
You: they do a solid job, usually
Stranger: she's still breathing
Stranger: and i dont trust the police
You: everyone breathes until close to death
Stranger: fuck the police
You: best not to chance it
You: they would probably send an ambulance
You: no police
Stranger: they already arrested me for once
Stranger: i dont trust them too
Stranger: they put shit in the vaccines
You: well, friend, then you're in a rough spot
You: i suggest, at the very least, selling those swords to a pawn shop or something
You: sounds like they're nothing but trouble
Stranger: what if they're fakes?
Stranger: you think chumley will accept them?
You: well, if they're pointy and stabby then you gotta get rid of them somehow.
You: toss some peroxide on that stab wound too
Stranger: should i dig a hole?
You: for the swords?
Stranger: for the sword
Stranger: yes
You: no
You: too tempting
You: you'll dig them back up
You: you need to ditch them shits
Stranger: good point
Stranger: should i ditch it in the river by my house?
Stranger: the sword i mean
You: hmmm... if dumping is legal there, then i see no trouble with it.
You: just watch for swimmers and shit, if it's a big enough river
Stranger: okay it's kinda dark so i think its the perfect time
You: alright
Stranger: because there's no swimmers i mean
You: yep
Stranger: no other reason
You: well, good luck with your dead wife. you really are a shitty husband, bro.
Stranger: god damnit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello
Stranger: could you help me?
You: maybe
You: i'll try
Stranger: i had a sword fighting accident with my wife
You: ouch. this can't end well.
Stranger: and there's a big stain on the bed
Stranger: she's breathing still so it's okay
Stranger: but do you know anything that could remove the stain?
You: hmm
You: is it blood?
Stranger: yes
You: well, i think i can help
You: but first
You: she's cool right?
You: like... just a minor cut?
Stranger: yeah, she's good
You: alright cool
You: well then
You: soak the sheet in some very warm water
You: then get a tide stain stick and rub that shit in like a mofo
Stranger: should i do it in the bathtub or in my laundry room?
You: bathrub would probably be the most effective
You: then get some shout stain removing gel
You: and rub it all over the damn thing
You: then wash it in WARM water in the machine
You: and if the stain isn't out, repeat that whole deal
Stranger: should i get 2 tubes of the gel?/
You: and do so until the stain is gone
You: yes, you should
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what if the sword is still in her?
Stranger: should i pull it out or just leave it?
You: then, and only when the stain is gone, can you dry it
You: dammit, jim, i'm a laundry expert, not a doctor
Stranger: oh, sorry haha.
Stranger: i just dont want her to die
Stranger: even though it's minor
Stranger: ya know
You: well, you led me to believe it would be cool
You: if you're concerned, i suggest 911
Stranger: nono it's cool
You: they do a solid job, usually
Stranger: she's still breathing
Stranger: and i dont trust the police
You: everyone breathes until close to death
Stranger: fuck the police
You: best not to chance it
You: they would probably send an ambulance
You: no police
Stranger: they already arrested me for once
Stranger: i dont trust them too
Stranger: they put shit in the vaccines
You: well, friend, then you're in a rough spot
You: i suggest, at the very least, selling those swords to a pawn shop or something
You: sounds like they're nothing but trouble
Stranger: what if they're fakes?
Stranger: you think chumley will accept them?
You: well, if they're pointy and stabby then you gotta get rid of them somehow.
You: toss some peroxide on that stab wound too
Stranger: should i dig a hole?
You: for the swords?
Stranger: for the sword
Stranger: yes
You: no
You: too tempting
You: you'll dig them back up
You: you need to ditch them shits
Stranger: good point
Stranger: should i ditch it in the river by my house?
Stranger: the sword i mean
You: hmmm... if dumping is legal there, then i see no trouble with it.
You: just watch for swimmers and shit, if it's a big enough river
Stranger: okay it's kinda dark so i think its the perfect time
You: alright
Stranger: because there's no swimmers i mean
You: yep
Stranger: no other reason
You: well, good luck with your dead wife. you really are a shitty husband, bro.
Stranger: god damnit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The Best Girlfriend of All Time
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey........
You: hi........
Stranger: How are you.............
You: good........
You: you......
Stranger: That's good...........
Stranger: I'm good.........
You: indeed......
Stranger: Hold on one moment please...........
You: ok.......
Stranger: Alright..........
Stranger: I have returned.........
You: welcome back......
You: you were missed.....
Stranger: Thank you.......
You: can i borrow some dots......
Stranger: So how are you.....
Stranger: Hahha........
You: i'm running low.....
Stranger: Yes...............
You: thanks.......
Stranger: Take......
You: :)......
Stranger: You're welcome........
Stranger: I love you.............
You: i love you too........
You: marry me......
Stranger: I was just about to ask that...lol......
Stranger: Yes.....
Stranger: i'll marry you.....
You: this is the happiest day of my life........
Stranger: Yay, me too........
Stranger: Where do you live..........
You: PA........
Stranger: OMG..
Stranger: ME TOO......
You: we can have the weddin anywhere though......
You: yay.......
Stranger: Which part?
Stranger: Oh my gd.
You: central........
Stranger: I've never met anyone on here from PA.
You: you lost your dots! the wedding is off!
You: but we can chat still
You: me either, by the way
Stranger: I live in the Eastern part
You: i wanna go back to dots..........
Stranger: But....
You: are you against dots......
You: because our differences will be too vast......
You: my father would never approve of our torrid love......
You: TORRID....
Stranger: It's not........
You: there's no need to pause.....
Stranger: I didn't........
You: ok......
You: good.....
You: who is the chick here......
Stranger: I'm eating a hot pocket, that's why........
You: because we need a ring........
You: ah......
Stranger: I'm the girl........
You: ok
You: SHIT
You: ok......
Stranger: If you're a girl too, that's cool........
Stranger: I'll go either way
Stranger: ........
You: no.... i'm not.....
Stranger: just for you........
Stranger: Oh........
You: you're so swell.....
Stranger: Thank you,,,,
Stranger: oops........
You: it's ok....
You: our love lasts through commas.......
Stranger: I see where this is going,,,,,,,
You: really.....
You: because i have no idea.....
You: please tell me......
Stranger: Nevermind just forget it,,,,,,,
Stranger: I don't want to ruin what we have,,,,,,,
You: ok.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
You: dear, if we're going to be married we need to talk things out.......
Stranger: What is there to talk out about?,,,,,,,
You: where did you think this was going?......,,.....
Stranger: Vegas,,,,,,,
Stranger: To get married,,,,,,,
You: awesome!.......
You: by elvis-jesus........
Stranger: I'm pregnant,,,,,,
Stranger: We have children, yus,,,,,,
You: shotgun wedding......
You: wow, i don't even remember doin' it.....
You: were we wasted.......
Stranger: On watered down alcohol,,,,,,
You: thats a shame......
You: we need to meet each others folks.....
You: so they can approve......
Stranger: My dad will kill you,,,,,
Stranger: He won't approve,,,,,,,,,,,
You: aww......
You: why......
You: i am nice.....
Stranger: We'll marry secretly, and have this baby,,,,,,, because, i know him,,,,,,,
Stranger: pregnant on the first date,,,,,,
You: ok.......
Stranger: Such a shame,,,,
You: well, we've made it through commas, we'll make it through this..........
Stranger: No, I've made it through commas all alone,,,,,,,
Stranger: You didn't help out whatsoever
Stranger: ,,,,,,,,,
You: but, baby,,,,,,..,,,..,,,, i can learn,,...,,,,,
You: i'll try to change for you,,......,,,
You: just be patient...;;;;,,,,,,,
Stranger: WHAT,,,,,,,,,
Stranger: NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SEMICOLONS?,,,,,,,,
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU,,,,,,,
You: i didn' mean it!..,,,,,,,
You: they mean nothing to me,,,,,,,,
You: look i did it,,,,,,,,,,,,
Stranger: I'm sorry, but I just can't forgive you,,,,,
Stranger: You broke your promise,,,,,,,,
You: but,,,, but,,,,,,
You: i,,,,, love,,,, you,,,,,,
Stranger: I don't know if I love you anymore,,,,,,,
You: well i will do whatever it takes,,,,,,,
Stranger: Alright,,,,,,,
Stranger: I'll make you a deal,,,,,,,,
You: ANYTHING,,,,,,
Stranger: So, we still get married but,,,,
Stranger: I can get a little '''''' on the side,',',',',','
You: :( because i love you, i will allow it,,,,,,
You: i can't bare to be without you,,,,, even if i must share,,,,,,,,
Stranger: Yes, yes thank you for your approval,,,',',',,''''' and if you want to get a little ;;;;; on the side, too, you can ,,',','''',,,,''',,,'''
You: oooo we're swingers,,,,,,,,,,
Stranger: I'm HIV positive........
You: WELL THEN FUCK WE'RE DONE
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO,,,,,,,,..,.,,.,.,..,.,'.',.;,.;,'.;,'.;,'.;,.',;'.;',.;,'.;,'.;
You: i could never leave,,,,,,,,,
You: you mean too much to me,,,,,,,,
Stranger: But you just said........
Stranger: );.......
You: i changed my mind,,,,,,...'
Stranger: I have something i need to tell you..........
You: ok,,,,
You: anything, darling,,,,,,
Stranger: When I tell you I'm pregnant, it's with ''''''''''''
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU..... WHORE.......
Stranger: WHAT?!?!!?........
You: i loved you!............
You: i gave you everything!...........
Stranger: We both made some mistakes.......................................
You: we shared our lives.............
Stranger: YOU WERE ABUSIVE!!!........
You: how so?.....
You: i thought i was so good.......
Stranger: No, you weren't.......
Stranger: You gave semicolon better treatment than I........
You: i never meant to hurt you......... would you be happier with ''''''''''''?.........
Stranger: I'm not sure........
Stranger: What we had, it was special.......
Stranger: Part of me still wants that.........
You: me too.....
You: more than anything..............
Stranger: I don't know how much we can take though........
Stranger: We both have some changing to do...........
You: are you suggesting we..... stop...... talking......
You: i would never go back to ;;;;;;;;. i promise........
Stranger: No............. I'm not suggesting that....... Just so things can go back to normal again and we can be our happy ol' selves again......
Stranger: I know you wouldn't babe :)........
You: welll............ ok.......
You: i would love that.....
Stranger: Yes, me too............ I'm so lucky to have you........
You: ditto, my dear.........
You: honeybuns..... i have to do some work..... but we can still talk.... i just need to get the swanson account closed by monday or old man jenkins will kill me......
You: so i might be a little less chatty......
Stranger: I know what you're doing.... You don't have work to do, you're going to bone that semicolon girl.....how dare you.....
Stranger: This is goodbye....
Stranger: I hate you...........
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey........
You: hi........
Stranger: How are you.............
You: good........
You: you......
Stranger: That's good...........
Stranger: I'm good.........
You: indeed......
Stranger: Hold on one moment please...........
You: ok.......
Stranger: Alright..........
Stranger: I have returned.........
You: welcome back......
You: you were missed.....
Stranger: Thank you.......
You: can i borrow some dots......
Stranger: So how are you.....
Stranger: Hahha........
You: i'm running low.....
Stranger: Yes...............
You: thanks.......
Stranger: Take......
You: :)......
Stranger: You're welcome........
Stranger: I love you.............
You: i love you too........
You: marry me......
Stranger: I was just about to ask that...lol......
Stranger: Yes.....
Stranger: i'll marry you.....
You: this is the happiest day of my life........
Stranger: Yay, me too........
Stranger: Where do you live..........
You: PA........
Stranger: OMG..
Stranger: ME TOO......
You: we can have the weddin anywhere though......
You: yay.......
Stranger: Which part?
Stranger: Oh my gd.
You: central........
Stranger: I've never met anyone on here from PA.
You: you lost your dots! the wedding is off!
You: but we can chat still
You: me either, by the way
Stranger: I live in the Eastern part
You: i wanna go back to dots..........
Stranger: But....
You: are you against dots......
You: because our differences will be too vast......
You: my father would never approve of our torrid love......
You: TORRID....
Stranger: It's not........
You: there's no need to pause.....
Stranger: I didn't........
You: ok......
You: good.....
You: who is the chick here......
Stranger: I'm eating a hot pocket, that's why........
You: because we need a ring........
You: ah......
Stranger: I'm the girl........
You: ok
You: SHIT
You: ok......
Stranger: If you're a girl too, that's cool........
Stranger: I'll go either way
Stranger: ........
You: no.... i'm not.....
Stranger: just for you........
Stranger: Oh........
You: you're so swell.....
Stranger: Thank you,,,,
Stranger: oops........
You: it's ok....
You: our love lasts through commas.......
Stranger: I see where this is going,,,,,,,
You: really.....
You: because i have no idea.....
You: please tell me......
Stranger: Nevermind just forget it,,,,,,,
Stranger: I don't want to ruin what we have,,,,,,,
You: ok.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
You: dear, if we're going to be married we need to talk things out.......
Stranger: What is there to talk out about?,,,,,,,
You: where did you think this was going?......,,.....
Stranger: Vegas,,,,,,,
Stranger: To get married,,,,,,,
You: awesome!.......
You: by elvis-jesus........
Stranger: I'm pregnant,,,,,,
Stranger: We have children, yus,,,,,,
You: shotgun wedding......
You: wow, i don't even remember doin' it.....
You: were we wasted.......
Stranger: On watered down alcohol,,,,,,
You: thats a shame......
You: we need to meet each others folks.....
You: so they can approve......
Stranger: My dad will kill you,,,,,
Stranger: He won't approve,,,,,,,,,,,
You: aww......
You: why......
You: i am nice.....
Stranger: We'll marry secretly, and have this baby,,,,,,, because, i know him,,,,,,,
Stranger: pregnant on the first date,,,,,,
You: ok.......
Stranger: Such a shame,,,,
You: well, we've made it through commas, we'll make it through this..........
Stranger: No, I've made it through commas all alone,,,,,,,
Stranger: You didn't help out whatsoever
Stranger: ,,,,,,,,,
You: but, baby,,,,,,..,,,..,,,, i can learn,,...,,,,,
You: i'll try to change for you,,......,,,
You: just be patient...;;;;,,,,,,,
Stranger: WHAT,,,,,,,,,
Stranger: NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SEMICOLONS?,,,,,,,,
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU,,,,,,,
You: i didn' mean it!..,,,,,,,
You: they mean nothing to me,,,,,,,,
You: look i did it,,,,,,,,,,,,
Stranger: I'm sorry, but I just can't forgive you,,,,,
Stranger: You broke your promise,,,,,,,,
You: but,,,, but,,,,,,
You: i,,,,, love,,,, you,,,,,,
Stranger: I don't know if I love you anymore,,,,,,,
You: well i will do whatever it takes,,,,,,,
Stranger: Alright,,,,,,,
Stranger: I'll make you a deal,,,,,,,,
You: ANYTHING,,,,,,
Stranger: So, we still get married but,,,,
Stranger: I can get a little '''''' on the side,',',',',','
You: :( because i love you, i will allow it,,,,,,
You: i can't bare to be without you,,,,, even if i must share,,,,,,,,
Stranger: Yes, yes thank you for your approval,,,',',',,''''' and if you want to get a little ;;;;; on the side, too, you can ,,',','''',,,,''',,,'''
You: oooo we're swingers,,,,,,,,,,
Stranger: I'm HIV positive........
You: WELL THEN FUCK WE'RE DONE
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO,,,,,,,,..,.,,.,.,..,.,'.',.;,.;,'.;,'.;,'.;,.',;'.;',.;,'.;,'.;
You: i could never leave,,,,,,,,,
You: you mean too much to me,,,,,,,,
Stranger: But you just said........
Stranger: );.......
You: i changed my mind,,,,,,...'
Stranger: I have something i need to tell you..........
You: ok,,,,
You: anything, darling,,,,,,
Stranger: When I tell you I'm pregnant, it's with ''''''''''''
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU..... WHORE.......
Stranger: WHAT?!?!!?........
You: i loved you!............
You: i gave you everything!...........
Stranger: We both made some mistakes.......................................
You: we shared our lives.............
Stranger: YOU WERE ABUSIVE!!!........
You: how so?.....
You: i thought i was so good.......
Stranger: No, you weren't.......
Stranger: You gave semicolon better treatment than I........
You: i never meant to hurt you......... would you be happier with ''''''''''''?.........
Stranger: I'm not sure........
Stranger: What we had, it was special.......
Stranger: Part of me still wants that.........
You: me too.....
You: more than anything..............
Stranger: I don't know how much we can take though........
Stranger: We both have some changing to do...........
You: are you suggesting we..... stop...... talking......
You: i would never go back to ;;;;;;;;. i promise........
Stranger: No............. I'm not suggesting that....... Just so things can go back to normal again and we can be our happy ol' selves again......
Stranger: I know you wouldn't babe :)........
You: welll............ ok.......
You: i would love that.....
Stranger: Yes, me too............ I'm so lucky to have you........
You: ditto, my dear.........
You: honeybuns..... i have to do some work..... but we can still talk.... i just need to get the swanson account closed by monday or old man jenkins will kill me......
You: so i might be a little less chatty......
Stranger: I know what you're doing.... You don't have work to do, you're going to bone that semicolon girl.....how dare you.....
Stranger: This is goodbye....
Stranger: I hate you...........
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