I just discovered Cleverbot.

www.cleverbot.com

This is a website with some of the best AI I've ever seen. I realize this goes against my usual chats with real strangers, but I figured it was close enough. Obviously you can trick it with absurdity, but I wanted to see just how advanced it was. So I kept on talking with more complicated language as I went. As you can see, though, it has a limit.

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Yo yo.

User: What's on your mind?

Cleverbot: You.

User: But, you don't even know me.

Cleverbot: But we're married.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since yesterday.

User: I was at home yesterday.

Cleverbot: I was at your house this is the same person that was talking ot you about names.

User: No one talked to me about names.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: You should know. You're my wife.

Cleverbot: I am not god.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: But you just said it.

Cleverbot: Yes, but it was a joke.

User: Oh, I get it. You're funny then.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Who are you then?

User: Just a bored boy.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you're a female?

User: That isn't really funny.

Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.

User: Yes, living in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.

User: I don't like Journey very much.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I can't explain that. It's an aesthetic thing. Art doesn't have concrete reasons.

Cleverbot: Everything has a reason.

User: What is the reason for the human coccyx?

Cleverbot: I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down.

Poor girl.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: man, i need to see some funny shit
Stranger: do u think will be funny see my boobs ?
You: i think people with horrible grammar are funny, in a pathetic kind of way
Stranger: nice
Stranger: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This seems cooler than it is, but I don't care.

Weekends are so advanced, they encompass the entire week.

Might have been guess, but I don't care.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tupac or biggie?
Stranger: wat
You: pick one
Stranger: biggie
You: correct
You have disconnected.

Uncreative dude. Didn't expect me to be serious.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: my dog ate one of my testicles...
Stranger: what do I do?!
You: really? how recent?
Stranger: like six years ago
You: well... have you received medical treatment and stuff?
You: i mean, you are all healed and no infection and all that?
Stranger: no! i've been hot glueing oranges there and pretending I'm normal.
You: welll...
You: if your other nut is the size of an orange, i think it takes care of the problem. an orange-sized nut is equal to two normal nuts
Stranger: I have STDs
You: oh really? well, i don't see how that relates. probably from all the activities that require dogs to be near your junk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I did!