Wednesday, May 25, 2011
:(
Well, since CR has been getting more and more strict, I have been unable to really get anything funny out of it. Omegle is now overrun by spam, and so I must sadly admit that I am done. I hope you enjoy the goodness that I did get, though!
Saturday, August 28, 2010
UPDATE
Yes, I'm still here. I am trying to increase the quality of the output here, but given the recent legal crackdown on Omegle, and the recent closing of Chatroulette (with promises to return), it's been tough. Here's the best thing I've gotten in awhile, and I'm not proud:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I'm seeking a forger. He might be drunk.
You: well, then he's a bad forger
You: forgery is something that should be done sober
Stranger: But he's not forging now.
You: oh ok.
You: why might he be drunk right now?
You: and what makes you think i can help?
Stranger: I don't think you can.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So, there is a future... maybe.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I'm seeking a forger. He might be drunk.
You: well, then he's a bad forger
You: forgery is something that should be done sober
Stranger: But he's not forging now.
You: oh ok.
You: why might he be drunk right now?
You: and what makes you think i can help?
Stranger: I don't think you can.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So, there is a future... maybe.
Monday, June 28, 2010
I just discovered Cleverbot.
www.cleverbot.com
This is a website with some of the best AI I've ever seen. I realize this goes against my usual chats with real strangers, but I figured it was close enough. Obviously you can trick it with absurdity, but I wanted to see just how advanced it was. So I kept on talking with more complicated language as I went. As you can see, though, it has a limit.
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo.
User: What's on your mind?
Cleverbot: You.
User: But, you don't even know me.
Cleverbot: But we're married.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since yesterday.
User: I was at home yesterday.
Cleverbot: I was at your house this is the same person that was talking ot you about names.
User: No one talked to me about names.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: You should know. You're my wife.
Cleverbot: I am not god.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: But you just said it.
Cleverbot: Yes, but it was a joke.
User: Oh, I get it. You're funny then.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Just a bored boy.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you're a female?
User: That isn't really funny.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.
User: Yes, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: I don't like Journey very much.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I can't explain that. It's an aesthetic thing. Art doesn't have concrete reasons.
Cleverbot: Everything has a reason.
User: What is the reason for the human coccyx?
Cleverbot: I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down.
This is a website with some of the best AI I've ever seen. I realize this goes against my usual chats with real strangers, but I figured it was close enough. Obviously you can trick it with absurdity, but I wanted to see just how advanced it was. So I kept on talking with more complicated language as I went. As you can see, though, it has a limit.
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo.
User: What's on your mind?
Cleverbot: You.
User: But, you don't even know me.
Cleverbot: But we're married.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since yesterday.
User: I was at home yesterday.
Cleverbot: I was at your house this is the same person that was talking ot you about names.
User: No one talked to me about names.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: You should know. You're my wife.
Cleverbot: I am not god.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: But you just said it.
Cleverbot: Yes, but it was a joke.
User: Oh, I get it. You're funny then.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Just a bored boy.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you're a female?
User: That isn't really funny.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.
User: Yes, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: I don't like Journey very much.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I can't explain that. It's an aesthetic thing. Art doesn't have concrete reasons.
Cleverbot: Everything has a reason.
User: What is the reason for the human coccyx?
Cleverbot: I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Poor girl.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: man, i need to see some funny shit
Stranger: do u think will be funny see my boobs ?
You: i think people with horrible grammar are funny, in a pathetic kind of way
Stranger: nice
Stranger: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey there
You: man, i need to see some funny shit
Stranger: do u think will be funny see my boobs ?
You: i think people with horrible grammar are funny, in a pathetic kind of way
Stranger: nice
Stranger: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
Might have been guess, but I don't care.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tupac or biggie?
Stranger: wat
You: pick one
Stranger: biggie
You: correct
You have disconnected.
You: tupac or biggie?
Stranger: wat
You: pick one
Stranger: biggie
You: correct
You have disconnected.
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